I just had to share. Crazy Aunt Purl posted her hor-o-scopes and mine was so dead on that I laughed and laughed, then I printed it out b/c I'm going to tape it to my locker at work. That should clear things up with those jerks who think I'm a bitch. (Okay, I am.) Check it out!
BTW, I'm a Capricorn. Obviously.